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Watching Star Wars With My Nigerian Parents

(Italics= Mum; Bold = Dad)

“What’s force?”

“So Anakin Skywalker was born without a biological father… Kind of like Jesus.”    “Blasphemy!”

“Which ones are the twins?”

“Daniel Craig was one of the stormtroopers”.
“Why would he have such a pointless part?”

“I would have loved to see Morgan Freeman as Luke Skywalker; that white hair, you know.”

“I liked that machine thing with the ‘beep beep beep’.”

“Nice movie though, did you know the guy who plays Finn is Nigerian?”

I love my parents, and Star Wars: The Force Awakens was brill.
Also, happy new year! 😀