(Italics= Mum; Bold = Dad)
“So Anakin Skywalker was born without a biological father… Kind of like Jesus.” “Blasphemy!”
“Which ones are the twins?”
“Daniel Craig was one of the stormtroopers”.
“Why would he have such a pointless part?”
“I would have loved to see Morgan Freeman as Luke Skywalker; that white hair, you know.”
“I liked that machine thing with the ‘beep beep beep’.”
“Nice movie though, did you know the guy who plays Finn is Nigerian?”
I love my parents, and Star Wars: The Force Awakens was brill.
Also, happy new year! 😀